i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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