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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(314): View more from Missouri

sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents

(636): View more from Missouri

never have sex?

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?

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Turn them off?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you

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(212): View more from New York

the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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(678): View more from Georgia

Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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(301): View more from Maryland

OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.

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