its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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