there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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