Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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