I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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