Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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