i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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