Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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