Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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