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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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