I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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