Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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