ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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