Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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