At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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