Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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