there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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