Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its not stalking. its research.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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