I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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