i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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