I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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