I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
