that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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