I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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