I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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