lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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