nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
