piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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