yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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