so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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