I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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