He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
