who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
is it fun? or sober?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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