for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I think i got beer on your cat.
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