so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish you could order shots online.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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