you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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