i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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