Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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