Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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She's the barista slut.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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