p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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