My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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