I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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