therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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