I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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