question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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