you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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