Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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