she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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