yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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