i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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