Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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