You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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