Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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