she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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